Posts Tagged ‘bottle squatting’

Bottles and Not Quite Models

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Sure these chicks aren’t exactly Adriana Lima, but that’s five ones and a maybe behind Douchey McDoucherson. But rather than sealing the deal with fuck me eyes in the silver dress he grips the bottle longingly and points at a the camera, knowing full well that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and tonight in Vegas he’s going to bottle squat the Goose.

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01 2013