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Adrian Peterson is a Slave to the Goose

I admittedly don’t know much about indentured servantry, but considering Adrian Peterson makes $10.27 Mil a year I’m going out on a limb and saying by comparing himself to one he’s either the highest paid slave in history or the biggest douche. And considering the above ad he’s in fact a Goose Douche – joining a proud cadre of Ed Hardy wearing bottle chuggers with no problems trivializing a terrible era in world history by comparing it to a fight between millionaires and billionaires.  Maybe teammate Greg Camarillo (who’s Jewish) can compare the owners to Nazis? Or Troy Polamau could compare his plight to King Hippo and the travesty of Mario holding his people down.


03 2011