What’s Better Than a Bottle of Goose? A Giant Bottle of Goose.
Snazzy sweater? Check.
Levi 501s? Check.
The smug look of a serial rapist? Check.
Enormous bottle of Vodka? Check.
This dude is ready to get his date rape on. Or is this a picture of the lonliest birthday party ever? Only him and the bottle know for sure, and the Goose don’t kiss and tell.
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He either drove there in his fathers new BMW or a Mazda Miata and I bet he stroked that thing like a guitar when he carried it back the table, winded.