I <3 These Douchey Bastards
I’m not sure how many pictures I’ve posted of these kids but their comitment to Goose Douchery is bragable. They’re like the Micheal Jordan of douche. The gold standard against which all other douches will be judged. Seriously though, who are they and why hasn’t anyone let them in on the joke? How is it even possible to keep such consistently high levels of douchiness? And does the one with the bottle have any shirts that aren’t white (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)? I need ANSWERS!!!
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Seeing this picture and the other pictures listed made my vagina close up