Douchebags Love Grey Goose

Lovely reader Amy, who I’ve been told looks like a cross between Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, and a block of solid gold, recently sent in a link to the photo section of SET Night Club in Miami. Was there douche there? Obviously. Miami’s douche to none douche ratio rivals only Jersey for overall douchiness. I mean there’s a reason the second season of the Jersey Shore is down there.

For instance, there was this guy:

And these two classy patrons:

And holy shit this guy:

So we knew with this collection of assholes the Goose must be close – but where?

And then I spotted it. Eureka:

All I know to be true about the Goose Douche confirmed.