Holy shit, I haven’t posted in almost two years? Could it be that Goose Douche proliferation has been thwarted thus leaving a lack of Douche?
NO. NOT AT ALL THEY’RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (With all capital letters and like a thousand exclamation points!!!)
They’re hanging out with Bradley Cooper and Harvey Weinstien
And at events mixed by DJ Nitro
And with Bobby Flay in SoHo in front of a Gooseberg
And at Ping Pong tournaments
Being DJed by this guy
Just about the only place Goose Douchery wasn’t running amok was anywhere the Jersey Shore cast went and that’s only because Devotion Vodka is apparently a thing.
Moral to the story being that my work isn’t done. Far from. The crusade to rid the world of Goose Douchery should, nay MUST continue. They need to be identified and studied so we can learn there ways. We must mock and deride. And hopefully one day my children, and my children’s children will live in a world free from vodka with a visually offensive core consumer. That is my vow. My solemn promise, and the commitment of this site. Starting to day that mission continues.
VIVA LA DOUCHE!