I don’t know mysterious reader EmptyG’s true identity, but when it comes to tracking down the Goose Douche this dude has the deductive powers of both Hardy Boys duct taped together into some kind of uber detective. Photos like this are what got me into the GD game in the first place. Notice the bottle reads backwards? I can only assume it’s because these douche canoes took the picture in a mirror. Also, nice touche with the sepia tone. Classy. Point is this wasn’t like a random, spontaneous, mistake – they meant to look this douchey.