The Goose Douche Has Interesting Hair

We’ve gotten a little off topic lately, but these bags of douche are more DBLGG’s bread and butter. They’re in fact so douchey that I’m assuming this is either a Halloween costume or a dress like a douchebag social at University of Florida or something. There is no way the dude in the middle could keep up that level of douche on a day to day basis. It’s impossible. More importantly, what company made those shirts? Can we get the designer sterilized or something? There’s no way we’ll be able to stop pudgy Mexicans with wallet chains from purchasing that god awful thing, but if we cut off the head we may have a chance?

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