The Douche Loves Popping That Collar

Few things exemplify the Goose Douche like the popped collar. It’s like eye shadow to goth kids, or jorts on people from Gainesville. This ubiquitis sign of douche is equivalent to the feathers on the majestic peacock – displayed high and proud to show everyone it’s magnificence. This specimen is typical of the species, displaying shitty facical hair, retarded peircings, and the smug look of douchery. 8 in 10 chance that Goose bottle is filled with Popov. THAT’S JUST HOW THE GOOSE DOUCHE BE ROLLIN SON!

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