Goose Douches are Sleepy

Loyal reader and professional bad ass Roger sent through the next three pics shortly after slaying a tiger with his bare hands and then making a batch of delicious cinnamon raisin cookies.

The one above is a real beaut. The bottle held close to his face. The closed eyes. The smug look of a serial asshole. Why the hell is this such a common pose for the Goose Douche? What about the bottle creates such a soothing effect? Why would this guy allow people to take this pic? If I was ever caught looking so douchey I’d go Keiser Soze and murder the photographer’s entire family including their pets. Instead he looks like he’s going to let the bottle take his virginity.

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