Grey Goose Turning Guidos to Veloci-douches

Sweet baby Jesus what the hell is that thing? Half man and half…well… it just looks like half a man. Maybe even three eights? What the hell is he 12?

Regardless of the fact he doesn’t have pubes what the hell happened to this douche? He looks like a baby velociraptor or some kind of lizard with Down’s Syndrome. If I ever saw him I wouldn’t be sure whether to point and laugh, run, or show him a motivational episode of Life Goes On. “If Corky can do it so can you Down’s Douche.”

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09 2010

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